January 2012
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tetris. *headdesk*
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Friend: Omg, your parents are so nice!
You: It's because you're here.
the world: hey man we've got some really serious problems like global warming and mass economic failure and riots and genocide and aids and cancer and your healthcare system is shit so maybe we should get to work
US government: sit down I have to stop people from sharing things online
US government: also pizza is vegetables
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“So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed...”
– A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school
we all have that player from a rival team that we secretly crush on
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my hands are cold
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lol
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lord of the flies in a nutshell
ralph: we need a fire
ralph: guys we need a fire
ralph: we really need a fire guys
ralph: guys
ralph: a fire
ralph: WE NEED ONE
jack: i have a better idea let's kill everything
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I saw Gerald Anderson today. He is so white. GET A TAN.
